Sunday, 7 May 2006

You're S*** and You Know You Are...

You have to laugh at Spurs. Asking for a match to be replayed because they couldn't be bothered washing their hands after going to th etoilet. Is there any independent evidence to back up Spurs’ “food poisoning” claim? It's just amazingly convenient as an excuse to postpone the game when they realised that they had a few too many players out with injury. They also seemed remarkably chipper for people struck down with Delhi-belly and I don’t buy it.

Of course, if true it’ll be the pub quiz question of the year:

Question: How did Spurs bring their amazing run at the end of the 2005/2006 season to an end?
Answer: Imodium!