Tuesday, 8 August 2006

Unsolicited Spam from The Sun

From: Beauchamp, Eric [mailto:eric.beauchamp@the-sun.co.uk]
Sent: 08 August 2006 10:41
To: letters@upthearse.net
Subject: Reyes in Real shirt

Please could you let me know your opinion on the Jose Reyes situation in light of the photos of him posing in a Real Madrid shirt published today.

How will Arsenal fans respond? Should Reyes be allowed to leave? Please include your full name in your reply so I can publish your views in the paper.

Thanks. Eric


Reyes is a dirty cheating foreign scumbag and the illegal immigrant should be kicked out of this country, his benefits stopped and his council house repossessed. I tell you hanging's too good for him.

Arnold J Aardvark
Editor, Up The Arse!
Arsenal's Premier Spurs Bashing Fanzine.

P.S. Did I dumb it down enough for your readers, or would you prefer it in words of one syllable or less?