Wednesday, 12 December 2007

FA Premier League

Those weasels who represent the FA Premier League will have to get up a lot earlier if they think they are going to catch out Mr. Aardvark!!!
From: Jemma Jones
Sent: 12 December 2007 14:01
Subject: Purchase of back issues

I would like to buy 5 back issues of Up The Arse. I would like one issue from each year ranging 2003 - 2007. Please could you advise me how I go about this.

Many thanks.

Jemma Jones
Trainee Solicitor
Clarion Solicitors
Nice try Jemma!

We know that Britannia Chambers is the address of McCormicks solicitors who have previously worked for the Premier League. Clarion is simply the new name for the firm after the partner buy-out.

Also, if you trawl through your archives I think you’ll find that we were told that we were forbidden from ever emailing you again.

Please note that any further unsolicited emails, regardless of any disclaimer contained within, will be treated as falling within the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 (CDPA) exceptions which allows fair dealing of materials for news reporting. Clarion will of course be given sufficient acknowledgement as being the copyright holder of the work.


Arnold J Aardvark
Editor, Up the Arse!