Friday, 11 September 2009

A Right Charlie

"Cameron will say absolutely anything if he thinks it might get him elected. If a shock poll was published saying 99% of the British public were enthusiastic paedophiles, he would drive through the streets in an open-top bus surrounded by the Mini Pops."

Gawd Bless Yer Mr. Brooker.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great Was! And out of the same article come the immortal words of Mr Brooker (which of course you didn't quote).....

"Naturally, I'm biased. I've instinctively hated the Tories since birth. If there was an election tomorrow, and the only two choices were the Nazis or the Tories, I'd vote Tory with an extremely heavy heart. In descending order of vehemence, my objections to the Tory species stem from a) everything they do, b) everything they say, c) everything they stand for, d) how they look, e) their stupid names and f) the noises I imagine they make in bed."

A nice and balanced point of view then.. There's more in there and it gets worse! At least for the country the Lib Dems will become less and things can only get better!

Anonymous said...

My my my Was, how low can you get to refer to this heap of bull oops sorry article! Birds of feathers springs to mind!

Anonymous said...

Oh dear, you seem to have hit a nerve. These sorts of comments actually do show how snide and unattractive Tories are as a rule - and make Mr Brooker's point for him.

Doesn't take long for the mask to slip does it?

Frankly, I'd prefer to vote for Hitler. At least the trains would run on time (or was that Ian Smith, I can't recall)

Anonymous said...

HaHaHa Anon 15.14. Love it! Do keep exposing those snide Tories.Are you a mate of Derek??

Anonymous said...

Hey Was, have just watched your leader on telly. Copied your post almost word for word or was it the other way around. I like the originality of the LibDems, one piece of writing and just distribute it around!

Was said...

When it comes to the thoughts of myself and my party leader, I think you'll find that great minds think alike.

However, we both look up to the god-like genius that is Vince Cable.

Anonymous said...

Was. saw what Vince Cable was made of when interviewed by Andrew Neil.
God Like genius! don't think so! Not after his "mansion tax" as well. Get your message right, tell the man to talk it out with you guys first before he makes another slip of the tongue. Please, please don't insult our intelligence...Thank you ( relief sigh)

Was said...

To insult someone's intelligence, it is a pre-requisite that they have some in the first place.

I have seen no evidence that you do in fact possess any.