Perhaps inspired by my previous correspondant, I've received yet more scurrilous communications suggesting that the reason David Cameron called off his staged Reading West stooge-fueled question and answer session was because he couldn't face being relegated to being only the second lead story in the local papers.
Why? My other reader suggests it is because Reading West has now finally got a credible and well liked candidate willing to stand up for people and who has a proven track record over many years as a local advocate.
So congratulations to Daisy Benson who is now the undisputed successor to Martin Salter for anyone in Reading West who wants to cast their vote for a hard working and popular local person whose party puts people first by their need not the size of their potential inheritance tax bill. Even more importantly if she says in public that she is against Post Office closures you are guarenteed that she wouldn't vote to close them and hope no-one notices.
The choice is now very simple for people in Reading West. Elect a hard working local politician who can demonstrate a real record of action helping people across the political spectrum or a Conservative who receives campaign funding from multi-millionaires, private education colleges and landed gentry.
Yet probably even more shocking, is that this reveals that I seem to have doubled my readership, so thank you both for your tweets and emails.