I do like the sychronicity that it refers to Harry Potter on this the day of the last film's premier. Ce n'est plus la change!
Up the Arse! Exposes News of the World Arselicking Shocker
Up The Arse! has been given details of sordid and perverted activities being carried out by two major British newspaper “editors” acting under the directives of a foreign national who has come over here to take our jobs, steal our women and drink our beer. We cannot reveal the identity of the duo engaged in these sordid activities, so we’ll call them Rebekah and Andrew to protect us from libel.
One of the people who have come to the notice of UTA! is rumoured to be very fond of the bizarre sexual practice of coprophilia which involves sticking one’s nose as far up the arse of an Australian business man as is humanely possible and showing off the resulting brown-nose in public. Stories have come to our notice that the Spurs supporting man in question will stop at nothing in his pursuit of what he refers to in his twisted mind as “improving circulation”.
One of the “editors” caught in the act of preparing to give Rupert Murdoch a surprise arse licking.
You have been warned!